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Created using the card game The Beast: an unsettling erotic card game for one, made by Naked Female Giant, Love Carcass is an erotish diary of one woman’s increasingly uncomfortable relationship with a “squamous copper monster” called Carcass.

Over two months, I posted my diary entries and ran the gamut of doomed romance.

Read the full story here.

Contains: explicit content, ambiguous appendages, crisp-packet art