Many thanks to NewWriting.net, run by Andrew Cowan at UEA (my alma mater), for featuring two poems from Hot Cockalorum, ‘Bratislava’ and ‘Cannonade’.

If Bratislava were a GIF:

If Cannonade’ were a GIF:

Basically, if being stalked by nuns or inhabiting a fake anime series floats your boat, pop across and read!